I like a man whose eyes glow the same color as mine

Just like I like a man with spots.

Really?

Stella is a girl we all know but rarely meet in fiction - seventeen, smart, attractive and deeply alienated.

Where is this fiction the blurb writer is talking about, and where can I find some of it? Or is it the "smart" part that makes Stella different from your usual attractive, deeply alienated seventeen-year-old?

Science fiction and fantasy explosion!

The last couple of days, we've been bombarded with science fiction and fantasy. Come and get it while it's hot!

And bring in your own SF&F to trade, while you're at it...because there can never be enough.

He's so hot, suns go nova when he walks by

More Photoshop horror

Author: Yay! I've signed with a real honest-to-goodness publisher! No self-publication for me!

Editor: Here's the cover we're giving your book.

Author: Oh-h-h. Um.

Designer: I just got a new clipart collection I wanted to try out! Isn't the parrot-tombstone symmetry dandy?

Author madly investigates self-publication options.

In the same stack #2

Mmmm, flowers

Is there any?

I guess the fact that it's still in shrink wrap is comment enough.