The moment he realized

The moment Johnny realized that he was mistaken about English being easy class was when the professor assigned Anna Karenina.

Because the preferred attire for fighting giant lizards....

...is your birthday suit, apparently.

Richard Blade is captured by the ultimate force: his brain refuses to send him home.

Cheese factor high

It's not so much the cover, which is typical of the era, but the content of the book itself:

• Each book a complete story based on actual scripts
• Look for the next book in the Days of Our Lives continuing series

"My only crime was that I trusted my family," Mickey explained to the jury. "Realizing that the people I loved betrayed me, I bought a gun. I wanted to kill everyone who had lied to me." And I still could! he added silently.

That's really the least we could ask for

Is it just me, or does this strike anybody else as damning by faint praise?

AKA: "Can't-Spelle"